You've watched/read too much Hetalia when... List

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You've watched/read too much Hetalia when...


1. When ever you hear a country's name, you always think of the character.
2. You're the duke or duchess of Sealand.
3. When ever you hear the word 'Pasta' you think of Italy.
4. When ever you see the word 'axis' you immediately write 'Powers' beside it.
5. You draw flying mint bunnies sometimes.
6. When asked to draw a Christmas scene, you draw a Hetalia character in a Santa suit.
7. You think Santa is actually Finland.
8. You love history.
9. You are reading this list.
10. You draw fanart or comics of Hetalia.
11. In History class you can perfectly dictate what happened in all the wars.
12. You refer to countries as 'he's and 'she's instead of 'it's.
13. When you see a sentence such as "England started it's first settlement in Jamestown, Viginia." You think it's gramatically incorrect and should be "England started HIS first settlement in Jamestown, Viginia.
14. You picture the CHARACTERS fighting instead of ARMIES fighting in wars.
15. You think Prussia should be on the map again.
16. You have showed someone a map of America and told them it was the map of the world.
17. When playing dodgeball or something of the like, you run around asking for a truce and a white flag.
18. On your world map, beside the label 'Canada' is "Who?"
19. When you see a maple leaf, you maplegasm :3
20. You sing 'Marukaite Chikyuu' a lot.
21. You have danced with another friend the 'Yo ho ho tra la la' Switzerland and Japan dance.
22. You have listened to the Axis' and Allies' versions of Marukaite Chikyuu at least five times.
23. You sometimes feel like saying 'Pastaaaaa' instead of answering the correct answer when putting up your hand in class.
24. You suddenly feel like trying tea.
25. You start refering to countries as their human names(i.e America as Alfred F Jones, Japan as Kiku Honda and etc.)
26.You know what HetaOni is
27. You've talked like a certain country at least one
28. You've tried to give yourself the curl some countries have
29. You've attempted keeping your eyes closed the whole day
30. You have had a conversation in 've's with another friend.
31. You see a polar beat and immediately say "Kumajirou!" or "Who?"
32. You have looked down the Italian section of the store just to look at the pasta.
33. When ever you see a piano or hear one, you always think of Austria.
34. You have tried singing Chibitalia's version of Marukaite Chikyuu and attempted to change your voice at the end of it.
35. You check your ceiling for Russia.
36. You think America ate your ice cream.
37. You pick up a history text book just for laughs.
38. You have attempted or succeeded in pulling two of your friends to do the 'Japan goes Italian scene'.
39. You think Global Warming can be solved by making a huge hero to protect the earth.
40. When ever you see the earth, you want to draw all the countries standing on it.
41. You see the 'Honda' cars, and think 'Kiku Honda'.
42. You are suddenly alert when you hear someone's name is 'Jones' or 'Williams'.
43. You notice there's a kid named 'Matthew' and another named 'William' in your class.
44. You make up Marukaite Chikyuu versions for countries that don't have any.
45. You see a box that says 'Italia' and want to cross out the first 'I' and write 'He'.
46. When you talk about Spain, France and Prussia, you ALWAYS refer to them as 'The Bad Touch Trio'.
47. When shown the Hetalia picture of the Earth with all the countries, you can name them all correctly without searching them up, and going in order.
48. You can watch a Hetalia World Meeting and name all the countries without using the flags to know.
49. You say 'Who?' whenever someone says 'Canada'.
50. You doodle Hetalia characters all over your notes.
51. Whenever you hear the name 'Alfred' you think 'America'.
52. Whenever you hear 'pasta' you think 'Italy'.
53. You have made at least one crack pairing(i.e SpainXDenmark etc.).
54. You fangasm over getting stickers with countrys' flags on them.
55. You put the US flag and UK flag said stickers together somewhere.
56. You constantly ask your friend if they like USUK or FrUK(because you know you have to like one or the other).
57. If your main character is paired with someone, you refer to the other character in the pairing as your 'husband/wife' and talk about them constantly.
58. You think the Greek Army is an army of cats.
59. You now understand why your olive oil from Italy is called Virgin Olive Oil.
60. You want to travel to another country just because of the character.
61. You have jumped at someone and shouted "I'M STEVE THE ALIEN!" at least once in your life.
62. You have pretended at least once to have imaginary friends like England.
63. You have freaked out like America in a public place.
64. You have tried to use dark magic like England, and failed.
65. You now like the rain.
66. You are now obsessed with maple syrup and 'maplegasm'.
67. You laugh when your history teacher writes 'Austria-Hungary' on the board at the beginning of a lesson.
68. You have asked your seemingly Hetalia Fan friend about all the different wars and what happened, and they don't know.
69. You have eaten a sandwich and told someone it tasted like sandwich.
70. You have seen the following:
England with rainbow eyebrows
Russia in a bikini
Spain's Pedo badge of approval
The Bad Touch Trio dress up as maids
Snapped!Liechtenstein




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1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 25 26 27 28 29 30 32 33 34 35 36 37 39 40 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 54 55 58 59 60 62 63 65 67 and 69 all apply to me xD thats 54 of 'em XD